The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk