My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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