So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in

What do tampons and your sister have in common!