“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.