“Don’t worry! Life goes on”
“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
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And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

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Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.

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How do you know when an orphan is lying.

When they say I swear on my mother’s life

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