My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.

What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?

Pooreo’s

Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.