I will never forget my mother and fathers last words

WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?

A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?

He died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…

“you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours…

Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life