Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ”

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”