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One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins. |
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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
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What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
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How do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
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What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow six siege