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What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
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How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
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Gf: Most of time.
Bf: Well it’s either yes or no.
Gf: …
Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh…