I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha

A conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor’s stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn’t die and he replied, “I’m a bad conductor”

How do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far