|
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he’s an idiot. The boy says, “No, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.” |
 |
| Teacher jokes |  |
| - up - | << | N E X T! | >> | 15 сразу |
A d v e r t i s e m e n t:
* * *
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her.
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy
* * *
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you:)
* * *
* * *
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class: raises hand Teacher: … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it