One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,

She looked surprised.

Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary

At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. “She must have COVID,” my wife said. “Why?” I asked. “Cuz she clearly has no taste.” She responded.

My wife thinks i’m immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.