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In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
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Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: “yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!”
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Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
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Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well