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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. – But if I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
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My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.