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What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
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What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.