My ex missis me but her aim is geting better

What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.

So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!

My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.