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I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. “next to mine” was not the answer i was expecting
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A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”. And the doctor replied, “I know. I amputated you arms.”
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A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I’m sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10! ? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies “Nine”
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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like