During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
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We are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me…

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How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

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