Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
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Friend #1: “Whats your favourite thing about trees?” Friend #2: “Apples” Me: “I can hang myself in them.”
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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
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