What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys