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My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
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Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you’re going to hug me me: i love you
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did. The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick