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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down |
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What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy: LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice:) no one ever does:) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die:)?
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Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
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Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.