Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ”

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”