Why did Steven Hawking go to hell not heaven
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell
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Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, “Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?”

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How do we know Stephen is dying in hell

There’s a stairway to heaven.

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