Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”

How do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.