What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?
One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
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What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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