A good bath is like a dead lover.

You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

It’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

What’s cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Texas be like its cold over here over here

One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!