Why did Steven Hawking go to hell not heaven

Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell

My best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it

Bick: Jesus isn’t real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT.

The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.

Ron: f@ck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves.

Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.

What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?

A,B,C you in hell