They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Frozen

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I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work

Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers

Son:I hate you

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