What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

In English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later. (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.