What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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