"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window.

“What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked.

“f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!’

Hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.