What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.