One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight?

Juan on Juan

Do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone?

He says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.