I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels