Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.