I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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