Dark Humor

Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

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Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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