Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Why are washers better than babies? Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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