Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
What do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
A depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.
The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says “20 years and not once, I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
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