Ex jokes

What do you call a no r-med T-rex A T-ex

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

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my ex missis me but her aim is geting better

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What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

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Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day. Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

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My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.

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what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme

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