Ex jokes

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

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I wish my ex wife would take me back.:(

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My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch

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#takemebacksophie

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My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

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One day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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I was in a toxic relationship. After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy. Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job

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