Your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
What do fat demons hate, exorcise
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Ur mom fat lol
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"
Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"
Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
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