My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
You are the reason double doors were invented
Oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
The fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
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