Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
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