What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
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