What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
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