Fight jokes

Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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Things you never want to do in jail

Never piss off an inmate

Don’t start fights with the cops

Don’t drop the soap

Don’t run away from the cops

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When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

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A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

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What is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so…

Carrots???

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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My girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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