What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
How do you start a fight in space?
“Comet me bro.”
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are???
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow six siege
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
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