Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
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