Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
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