What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
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