What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
When her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
When someone says to cheer up:
You, I never thought of that.:) - in reality,:( (sob)
Depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
Why did the police?? go to a baseball?? game?
Because a player stole the base.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
What game dose an emo hate the most???
LIFE!!!
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”
%%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
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