Game jokes

Why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email

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It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

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If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

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Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

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A game that all orphans hate,

Who’s your Daddy.

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What is Hitler’s favorite game?

Nahtzee

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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.

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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Why can’t an orphan play online games

They don’t have there parents input

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What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

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I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

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What do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

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