Green jokes

What is green and looks like a school bus

A school bus

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What fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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If red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

Some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

Lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

Lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

Black killd red black is the win lol

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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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What is green grass you tard

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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