Green jokes

Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,

“Boo.”

“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”

Jack sat down next to her and smiled.

“I figured

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What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

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A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window.

Abortion of chips

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents

My big green pedo machine

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What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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If red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

Some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

Lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

Lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

Black killd red black is the win lol

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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